"If you read it on the internet, it must be true."
I'm relying on both of these
In regards to that last post- I'm only publishing those that think I didn't actually fail. Because one day- someone may read this- like my son- and he'll think I failed and there'll be a dozen or so people who wrote it here! On the INTERNET- (SO IT MUST BE TRUE!) - That I did NOT FAIL!
All other comments to the contrary are being denied. To those that care... there may, or may not, have been more comments supporting the mommy failed theory than those that went above and beyond attempting to poo poo any idea of failing in such situations. Thank you friends.